Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn’t get his...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...