A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Foul Play?
Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...