The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...