The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of…
My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The...
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
BUY YUGO WAR BONDS
BUY YUGO WAR BONDSFor $25 US dollars you can invest in the future of...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Economist Valentines
|Top economist Valentine’s Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without...