White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
Proper Care of Floppy Diskettes
Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Women’s T-Shirt Sayings!
* I’m out of estrogen. I have a gun. * Guys have feelings, too....
Left and Right
Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer’s....