Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Christmas tree better
|Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman” A Christmas tree doesn’t...
Using nails on a house
|These two newfies are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Divine Right
Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order...
At a distressed city
|he following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...