Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Discussing finances
|A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, “If...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.