Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
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Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
The Darwin Awards
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Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Poking in Church
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Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
What do you call..
What do you call a guy who hangs around?Art!