When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
Fun Test!
TEST:******************************************************************* DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife…
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...