Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
4 gay guys walk into a bar…
4 gay guys walk into a bar.There is only 1 4 legged stool left,...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...