Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
How can you identify an blind pirate?
How can you identify an blind pirate?He’s the one with patches over both eyes.