The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...