I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
Alaska Crazy Law
In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose....
I Wanna Be A Commie
A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor...