Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
Have you ever read Shakespeare?
One blonde to another…Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!