Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss
Review: The Cat in the Hat by Dr. Seuss, 61 pages. Beginner Books, $3.95...