I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory…
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, thinkabout it...
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...