Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Those who don’t know
|The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
The New Tax Law
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis....
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...