My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
Run Mr Taliban Song…
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and...
How long?
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked,...
What do ya call…
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?A frosted Flake!
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...