Got No Ears
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...