‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
37 mating positions
What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
A blond walks into a bar…
A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...