What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
Welcoming to America
|When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Banned Children’s Books
BANNED CHILDREN’S BOOKSDad’s New Wife Timothy Pop! Goes the Hamster…and Other Great Microwave Games...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Managed Friendship Plan
Managed Friendship PlanWelcome to Managed Friendship, a whole new way of thinking about friends...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.