Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
Chatting on the plane
|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...