Measuring on the job
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Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Arguing effectively
|How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends....
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...