Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
Sid and Barney play golf
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are...