Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Faux Fun–groaner deluxe
JUST FAUX FUN”Can you loan me faux dollars ?”"What faux ?”"To buy faux diamonds.”"What...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.