A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
A tight travel budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!