cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this...