Joining the Lord’s Army.
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66.A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
A brain goes to a local bar
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A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Annoyance
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Cool Bumper Stickers!
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