Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Buy her another beer.
Irish case of assault and battery
|In hearing an Irish case of assault and battery, counsel, in cross examining one...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...
Irishman, Englishman and a German
|Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. “Under Saudi law...
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...