Chicken jokes 03
|Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
A man moves into a nudist colony…
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking...
Have you ever seen a Ghost?
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the...
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
MICHAEL KENNEDY
MICHAEL KENNEDY What’s the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made...