Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
These two guys had just gotten divorces…
These two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
New element was found
|Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA–The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered...
English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...