Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
If Men TRULY Ruled The World!
“If Men TRULY Ruled the World!”…Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack...
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
K9 is for assistance
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.