Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Extremely Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...