The new CIA agents
|Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.