You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Watch those buttons
One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet....