Well I wanna be a…
There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Mother In Law With Broom
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”