The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!