Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
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Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...
Knock Knock Biggish
Knock Knock Who’s there?BiggishBiggish who?No Thank you!
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?A rumor
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Blonde Buckaroo
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!