Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
Definition of Programmer
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
Dog jokes 07
|Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...