Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
Tuns of Puns! Part IV
What do you get when you have a cow and a duck? Milk and...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
Psychoanalysis Quicker For Men
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...