True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Young man
|”Young man,” said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant. “It’s alcohol and alcohol...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
An easy solution
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...