Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Play on words :)
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and...
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...