Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Less-Known Computer Languages
Less-Known Computer Languages Basic-Fortran-Cobol… Theseprogramming languages are wellknown and (more or less) wellloved throughout...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...