What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door…
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband....
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...