Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Charged for speeding
|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Jealous Revenge
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...