Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?Shoot him before he hits the water!
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
Is This Jimmy Hoffa
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Bashing Blondes…part 1!
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap,...
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...