The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...