What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...