La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
Palindromes
More cool than funny, but… racecar racecar drawer reward repaid diaper straw warts evian...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
This fellow dies and goes to heaven…
This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: “Why...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!