Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...