tadpole feel lonely
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Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
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HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
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Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
Ken: So Mr. President…
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Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...