Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
How do crazy people get through the forest?
How do crazy people get through the forest?They take the psycho path.
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar…
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced...
How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....